JH's "straight" version

He's the cutest little thing on the Tiger Beat
He looks kinda young, he looks kinda sweet
You took him home from the newsstand at the shopping mall
Then you took out all the staples and you hung him on the wall.

He's lookin' down on you while you're in bed
It'll have to tide you over till you get some head
Lookin' kinda young, lookin' kinda neat
He had you doin' that Tiger Beat.

Back then the Tiger Beat cuties was all the rage
They wore more clothes than the Blueboys,
and were underage
Had them cheeks so red, and you never saw a pimple
Caus' they took out an airbrush and stuck in a dimples

You always had a boy on your bedroom wall
Your own poster boy, your little pinup doll
Lookin' kinda young, lookin' kinda sweet
He had you doin' that Tiger Beat.

Tossin' & turnin' in your teenage sleep
Countin teenage cuties instead of sheep
Now you're all grown up & thirty-two
And those teenage boys fantasize about you

Now you've always got a tiger lyin' next to you
He's your Number One ... 'til the next issue
He looks kinda young, he looks kinda neat
That boy could be in Tiger Beat.

And now you're both gettin' off to the Tiger Beat
Yeah you're both getting off ... etc

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Jim Moran's original lyrics:

He's the cutest little thing on the Tiger Beat
He looks kinda young, he looks kinda sweet
I take him home from the newsstand at the shopping ma-all
Then I take out all the staples and I hang him on my wall.

He's lookin' down on me while I'm in bed
It'll have to tie me over till I get some head
He looks kinda cute, he looks kinda neat
He's got me doin' that Tiger Beat.

Well the Tiger Beat cuties are all the rage
They wear more clothes than the Blueboys,
But they're underage
With those lips so red, and they never get pimples
Caus' they take out an airbrush and put in some dimples.

Now I've always got a boy on my bedroom wall
He's my poster boy, my little pin-up doll.
He looks kinda young, he looks kinda sweet
He's got me doin' that Tiger Beat.

Shaun and David, Bobby Sherman-
They were kings of their ages
Yeah, those were the days of some sticky pages
Leif Garrett and Menudo, now there's Hanson too-oo!
For a couple of dollars, you can take them home with you

They're the Tops of the Pops-
A real groupie's delight
They look really hot, Man, they look outta sight
They look kinda young, they look kinda neat
Those are the boys of the Tiger Beat.


I saw a little cutie walkin down the street
He looked kinda hung he looked kinda sweet
He turns tricks for the trade, but he's mine for free-ee
And when he gets off work he's gonna come home with me

Then I'll always have a boy lyin next to me
He'll be my number one, he'll be my fantasy
He looks kinda young, he looks kinda neat
That boy could be in Tiger Beat

And now we're both beatin off to the Tiger Beat
And now we're both beatin off to the Tiger Beat
And everybody's beatin off to the Tiger Beat
And everybody's beatin off to the Tiger Beat
And all the world's beatin off to the Tiger Beat
Bab-ba-ba ba, ba, ba ba-ba-ba (4x)
Tiger Beat!