Well Everything I do is wrong in every way You make me feel bad with the things you say But even a broken clock is right twice a day Every single time that you pick on me I'm wonderin' to myself "Why can't she see, that love is an enigma and life is just a mystery?" You hurt me bad but that's okay. Cuz pretty soon your gonna pay and pay. You never let me win the games we play But even a broken clock is right twice a day Twice a day x4 Well even a broken clock is right twice a day SOLO VERSE Everything I do is wrong in every way You make me feel bad with the things you say But even a broken clock is right twice a day There ain't a single god damn thing that I haven't tried I'm beginnin' to think your love is petrified It's been turned to stone, turned to stone on me You hurt me bad but that's okay. Cuz pretty soon your gonna pay and pay. You never let me win the games we play But even a broken clock is right twice a day Every single time that you pick on me I'm wonderin' to myself "Why can't she see ... that Love is an enigma and Joe Harvard is a mystery?" There ain’t a single thing that I haven't tried I'm beginnin' to think your love’s Kentucky Fried Just skin and bone, and batter and me alone, with two choices of sides Twice a day x4 Well even a broken clock is right twice a day [repeat] Well even a broken clock is right twice a day That's 2 times a day - once in the morning, and once again at night

We met in September, By December she was mine We swore we'd stay together, until the end of time We married down in Reno, It was Christmas when we wed And we swore we'd stick together until one or both was dead And when the preacher said "Do you take this woman?" I said "yes, of course" Now we're filin' in Nevada for a 24 hour divorce Bein' poor don't help much when you're young and immature And being young and immature sure don't help much when you're poor Little things, they all went wrong by June the thing was dead And I shoulda known it wouldn't last too long when she kicked me out of bed But when the preacher said "Joe, Do you take this woman?" I said "yes, of course" Now we're filin' in Nevada for a 24 hour divorce It's a 24 hour divorce, down in Vegas, how'd we get so off course? You're actin' with some remorse, down in Vegas When you got no recourse to a 24 hour divorce 24 little hours, that's all it's gonna take But it'll take a whole lot longer for my poor heart to un-break. You left me, you said you wouldn't, an' I thought you never would. But I thought we could, turns out we couldn't, the whole thing was no good And when the preacher said "Do you take this woman?" I said "yes, of course" Now we're filin' in Nevada for a 24 hour divorce 24 hour divorce, down in Vegas, how'd we get so off course? You're actin' with some remorse, down in Vegas When you got no recourse to a 24 hour divorce

[from a poem by the Rev. Finster] Well if you’re gonna pray better do it today tomorrow you might get took away Nobody yet has ever stayed here everybody’s got to go When you get to the next side you’ll know What you do for old age begins in your youth Self care on time is fine if you just tow the line Well if you’re gonna pray better do it today tomorrow you might get took away Well if you’re gonna pray better do it today tomorrow you might get took away Nobody yet has ever stayed here everybody’s got to go When you get to the next side you’ll know, When you get to the next side you’ll know When you get to the next side you’ll know